I'm glad to inform you I have just been signed to the dynamic and forward-thinking Mulcahy Associates literary agency of London. I now have some serious editing to do on the latest novel, Hunter, before I become an instant billionaire and purchase the internet.
I have also opened a Facebook page, which can be spat upon HERE.
I now consider myself to be a serious author and shall therefore shun you all for the foreseeable future.
The Right Honourable ML Stewart
(World famous author and owner of France)